Hazel handed him a bento box, feigning guilt. "Teacher, you always apologize to Mrs. Gilbert. Maybe I should apologize for you this time? Seeing you living at the school breaks my heart."
Thomas scoffed. "Absolutely not. I won't be the first to bow my head this time. She owes *you* an apology. When she finally crawls back home, I'm going to teach her a lesson she won't forget."
Suddenly, a student burst into the office, breathless.
"Professor Gilbert! It's bad! Your wife is livestreaming! She's exposing evidence of infidelity and domestic abuse! The whole campus is watching!"