Meanwhile, Amelia next to me was laughing so hard she almost passed out; her plump bosom almost shook right off. I nearly fainted just watching her.
A few minutes later, I drove back to the villa.
Lucia helped Asher into the car and glared at me. “Mateo, if anything happens to Ash, I'll not let you off the hook!”
“The LaxaTube was the problmatic one, why are you blaming me for?” I defended myself but didn’t start the car.
“Hurry up and drive!” Lucia snapped.
“I swear, why did you drive off to?! Were you trying to kill me?!" Asher was crying and rolling in the seat, clutching his stomach.
“Relax. No need to panic. Actually, I had a reason for driving ahead. You’ve played League of Legends, right? You know Teemo? You know his voice line? 'I went ahead to scout!’” I explained with serious tone.
“Scout my ass!” Asher screamed.
Lucia kept a straight face, trying not to laugh and almost failed.
“WAHAHAHAHA—!” Amelia was laughing like a pig, smacking my arm while laughing too hard.
But she hit me right as I was driving and my arm hurt. My hand twitched a bit and the steering wheel shook. Eventually, we crashed straight into a streetlamp.
Right then, the car stopped dead.