“But I had no idea I’d get food poisoning after eating. I ended up pooping my pants in public. I felt too ashamed to live, so I wanted to kill myself. Oh wait, I meant I wanted to wash off in the river.”
William burst into tears. Then everyone else started to insult me.
My mom roared, “Bring some laxatives, hang someone down and give them to him!”
“It looks like our Mr. Chanton is going to be the first person to poop while standing upside down.”
“Quick, grab your phones! Start to live stream and make Mr. Chanton become famous.”
The whole crowd was excited. By then, two security guards had already tied a rope around their waist and one of them pulled out a bottle of laxative. It had clearly been planned by someone, because who carries laxatives when going out?
Celine didn’t forget to remind them. “Take off his pants and clothes! Don’t leave anything hidden!”
With a cold laugh, I asked, “Celine, am I being mean to you?”
Celine sneered, “Darling, it’s because you’ve been too good to me that I need to punish you to make you better.”
I pressed further. “So whatever William says, you believe it without verifying first?”
“How could Uncle William lie?”