"I told you, there's nothing between me and Barry! Just because I'm having his baby? Just because I asked you to apologize? When did you become so petty? You're not acting like a man at all!" She went off on me, like I was the one who betrayed her.
I burst out laughing at her accusations, "If that's how you want to spin it, fine. But I can't accept my wife carrying another man's child and I won't tolerate your repeated cheating. That's why I'm divorcing you. Sign it."