I Called a Cow My Wife and Fed Our Child My BloodChapter 1
On the day our daughter turned one month old, my wife’s first love stormed into our home, clutching his unconscious child in his arms. He slapped himself hard across the face as he dropped to his knees before me, banging his head against the floor over and over.
“If I hadn’t fallen ill and been hospitalized, I would’ve never dared to trouble you to watch my kid,” he cried, tears streaming down his face. “If you want to kill me, go ahead. But please, I beg you—spare my child!”
My wife, Ginny Yelts, furious beyond words, banished me to a cattle ranch to reflect on the concept of paternal love.
One month later, she returned with the entire family to bring me home. When they arrived, I was gently calling after a newborn calf, urging it not to run too fast. My wife observed the scene, then nodded approvingly.
“Looks like your time at the ranch has finally nurtured your fatherly instincts.”
I ignored her entirely and leaned down to plant a kiss on the face of a large yellow cow. “What do you and our daughter want for dinner tonight?”