As soon as I went upstairs, I heard a series of flirty sounds coming from the bedroom that were unsuitable for approval. “Oh My,” I talked to myself, “What could that be?”
I was so surprised that I dropped the bag and all the fruit and veg rolled everywhere!
Ethan had brought someone home...
I stood there for a moment, looking at the tightly closed bedroom door and suddenly remembered the day before our wedding when we discussed decorating our new home together. Ethan had haf-hugged me, his chin rubbing against my face and his stubble scratched my skin.
I pointed at the bedroom, smiling sweetly and said, "We'll need to soundproof the bedroom."
He just gave a little shrug and said, "Oh well. What if it's not soundproof? It's just the two of us at home, so there's no need to be shy!"
I couldn't help but laugh and give him a playful scolding, "I’m afraid you’ll bring someone else home in the future. I don’t want to hear it."
He looked serious, raising three fingers above his head.
"My dear wife, if I betray you, I will cut off my own manhood!"