Before I could deny anything further, both my pseudonym and alternative account were dragged out, and I was stuck on the trending list for seven days and seven nights.
"What else do you have to say for yourself?" said my manager.
She clutched her heart and swallowed two quick-acting heart pills.
I thought for a moment and said, "Well, things have come to this, so I might as well quit the industry."
My manager fainted.
Her mental fortitude was not that great.
I stayed offline for as long as the trending topic lasted.
While I was contemplating which organic fertilizer to use for my farm, my resilient manager called me from the hospital.
She said, "Tamara, I got you on a variety show."
I was shocked.
She continued, "Since you're quitting the industry anyway, might as well earn as much as possible before you go."
She hung up, clearly not wanting to talk to me any longer.
I consoled myself to make money while I still could.
Some money, though, was best left for others to earn.
For example, the show my manager got me into was a dating show named 'A Couple of Things About Me and Them'.
I laughed out loud.
I asked, "Hey, Rebeca, I was wondering why the show you found for me is..."