[OMG, isn't that Jonathan getting out of the car over there?]
[Damn, I love it, bring the camera closer.]
Mia had just nodded at me politely when Jonathan got out of another car.
We stood there, six eyes meeting.
The comments started going wild.
[Ahhh, my toes are curling with embarrassment; I can't even look.]
[I wonder how Tamara feels right now.]
"How do I feel?" I thought.
I took a deep breath, my retirement funds waving at me from afar. I told myself to hang in there.
"Hi." Jonathan greeted us.
I said, "No need to say hi to me.
"I'm not human; I'm a rare coconut from the coconut tree."
I winked at both of them, grabbed my suitcase, and walked off swaying.
It was either explode in silence or die in silence.
Either way, after this job, I was done. After being scolded for so many years, who cared if my standards dropped a little?
Sure enough, that day, I shot up the trending list, and I got scolded once again.
I opened the door and saw Heath sitting inside.
[Holy cow, it's Heath Osborne.]
[He's so handsome.]
"Lol, I remember Tamara drew him once.]
[Hehe, I've still got that saved.]
[Hey ladies. My friend wants to see it too.]
[Don't you guys ever quit? Spreading that stuff is illegal.]