After I Secretly had a Vasectomy, My Wife Got Pregnant1

My wife shyly held the pregnancy test report and told me that she was pregnant and that we were expecting our first child.

It was supposed to be great news, but I was stunned.

Where did this child come from?

I had a vasectomy a long time ago!

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"Hubby, I have good news for you!"

My wife Ruth was looking all mysterious.

I was a little surprised. After all, Ruth and I had been married for so many years, and our relationship had become a little dull. This was the first time she was this cheerful in a long time.

So I was looking forward to hearing some great news.

Did she come up with a new choreograph or get another promotion?

But what came next was a shock.

"Honey, I'm pregnant. The doctor said it's been more than a month."

Ruth told me as she handed me the pregnancy test report.

I was completely stunned.

Pregnant?

How could she be pregnant?

Ruth was unhappy with my lack of reaction.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? I'm pregnant and we're going to have a baby. Why are you not happy at all?"

Faced with Ruth's questioning, I suppressed my emotions and answered her questions.