Before she could charge at me again, I'd already pulled out my phone, snapped a photo of the marriage certificate, and sent it to Julian with a message.

Julian.

I hear you got married.

How come I wasn't invited to the wedding?

"Babe!"

The call had already connected.

Julian's voice echoed through the living room.

"I can explain!"

"This is all a misunderstanding!"

"Babe!"

There was rustling on Julian's end, followed by the sound of a car door slamming shut. "I'm coming to you right now."

"Don't rush."

"Whatever it is, we'll talk when I get there."

Julian was still talking.

Lucille had already lost it, screaming into the phone like a woman unhinged.

"Julian James! Whose husband are you?! Who are you protecting?!"

Lucille's shrill, crumbling voice echoed through the living room. I took another slow look around the apartment. The decor was warm, inviting. Pink curtains framed the windows. A cream-colored sofa sat in the center. An entire wall was lined with shelves of collectible figurines, and even the refrigerator was decorated with little good-luck magnets and holiday cards.

A pair of blue cartoon slippers sat by the shoe rack, clearly the matching set to the ones on Lucille's feet.