So, when I found out today that my son and his fiancée were getting their marriage certificate, I immediately returned to the country to buy a wedding gift.
Chanel, Givenchy—I had got them all lined up for my daughter-in-law!
As I walked out of the mall, I saw a group of young people from a distance, holding a banner and rushing toward me with great fanfare.
Their large crowd attracted a lot of attention from the surrounding people. I stood at the entrance and watched for a while, only to realize that the banner read.
[The land is so beautiful, and mistresses are so bold.]
The girl leading the group started a live stream and shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Today, I'm here to act on behalf of heaven, catching the mistress and ridding the earth of evil!"
"Of all days, why did this have to happen on my marriage registration day? It's such bad luck! That old woman is in the mall right now. Come, everyone, let's livestream this! The wife fights the mistress!"
I clicked my tongue, thinking to myself. A wife fighting a mistress—this is going to be quite the show!