The performance worked, at least at first.

Distant relatives began calling me in outrage. People who knew nothing of the forged documents or the mortgage loan or the bank trail suddenly had very firm opinions about my supposed lack of mercy. My parents made it worse by escalating into outright retaliation.

That same day, they filed a complaint with adult protective services and alleged that I was suffering from a severe psychological breakdown, that I was no longer competent to manage my finances, that I needed intervention.

It was such a vicious move that I almost admired the audacity.

Later that afternoon, a representative from the agency arrived at my corporate office to investigate. She sat across from me at my desk with the kind of serious professionalism that told me she had been sent because policy required it, not because she already believed the accusation.

“We received an emergency report,” she said, “indicating that there may be concerns about your mental stability and your ability to manage your assets appropriately.”