“Folks, the owner has established legal control of the property and is asking you to vacate. If you believe you paid money under the impression that this was a lawful rental, that is a separate civil matter you may pursue with the party who took payment. But at this time you are on private property without consent. You need to gather your belongings and leave immediately.”

My mother stares at him.

“But we had a code,” she says, like a woman explaining weather to a child.

“That does not confer legal possession, ma’am.”

“We were told—”

“I understand. You still need to leave.”

Bridget makes a sound that’s half laugh, half sob.

“This is insane.”

No one responds.

That is another thing institutions do better than families: they do not negotiate endlessly with performance.

The scramble begins.

It is magnificent.

Coolers dragged back across the floors my mother warned everyone not to scratch.

Suitcases hauled down stairs in angry bursts.

Bridget slamming cabinet doors while searching for the snacks she already unpacked.

Kyle muttering, “This is unbelievable,” as though he has been personally wronged by reality.