The next thirty minutes were a blur of delicious, chaotic justice. The locksmith began changing the deadbolts with a mechanical whirr that sounded like music to my ears. The moving crew, under my strict instructions, began hauling out every piece of furniture I had paid for.

The $5,000 Italian leather sofa? Gone.
The hand-carved dining table? Gone.
The Persian rugs that cost more than Mark’s car? Gone.

Martha was on the front lawn, screaming at the neighbors who had gathered to watch the spectacle. The church ladies she had lied to were peering through their windows, witnessing the “King” and his mother being escorted to the sidewalk with nothing but their clothes and Larry’s stained mattress.

“Sarah! Please!” Martha sobbed, suddenly dropping to her knees on the gravel. The transformation was pathetic. The “Grand Matriarch” was now a beggar. “I was just joking! You know I love you like a daughter! It was just a misunderstanding! We have nowhere to go! Larry has no money, and Mark’s credit is ruined! Please, let us stay!”